Stranger danger!
So, this is basically a tumblr for everyone to submit their wacky omegle and trollmegle antics!
Specifically, the antics that have to do with Homestuck! 8D
I hope to god this hasn't been done yet, meaning making a whole tumblr about it. So, yeah. 8D
Submit your chats and lets get this started!
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Photo reblogged from Deep Down Heartlines
My Pre-Kindergarden school picture.
And see
I was never a cute baby. I:
Welp, reblogging this in case none of you saw.
Cause like I might delete it soon.
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why didn't i find this earlier ouo
Asked by ceruleanbabe
It might be because no one really submits to this blog anymore. :c
But its okay, all of our current submissions are so awesome. <3
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(i found a karkat whilst asking questions, looking for homestucks on here can be suffering sometimes! )
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(( I’m a terrible Kanya rper. |D But that guy might have actually believed me ))
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Question to discuss:What do you think of Furrys?Stranger: well its a personal choice that does not hurt anyone so, why not?
You: I Have To Agree With You There
You: If Someone Wishes To Draw Or Dress Up As Something
You: They Should Be Allowed To Do So
Stranger: indeed good sir!
Stranger: i like the cut of your jib! civil libertys are the foundations of a good society
You: It Would Be Mam But Thank You Very Much Anyway
You: Life Would Be Easyer With Everyone Just Letting The Other Do What They Prefer To Do
Stranger: oh im terribly sorry mam, you have spoken true words again mam
Stranger: okay trying to speak proper english is giving me a headache :P
Stranger: in any case, repressive nations or cultures or states are shit
You: It Is Quite Alright Many Seem To Make The Mistake Of Thinking That I Am Of The Opposite Gender
You: And If You It Gives You A Headache Maybe You Should Not Do So I Do Not Mind As Long As I Can Still Read What You Are Trying To Say
You: Here I Have To Agree Again We Seem To Be Have Simliar Thoughts A Society In Which No One Is Allowed To Do Anything Does Not Sound Appealing Or Anything Nice At All
Stranger: haha its a sterotype im afraid. and yes i agree once more, although there must exist a balance between freedom and duty
Stranger: brb as in two seconds there is a red eclips outside my window
Stranger: that was awesome
You: It Appears So I Still Have To Get My Mind Around The Big Question That Is Gender You Make It So Much More Confusing Than It Could Be Not That I Am Blaming You
You: Yes Very Much People Simply Doing Nothing Would Not Do Any World Any Good Either It Is A Bit Of An Complicated Thing To Think About
You: Oh It Is Nice To Hear That You Enjoyed Whatever It Was
Stranger: oh sorry ummm the moon went red :P
Stranger: i think aristotle was the philosopher who preached balance,
Stranger: in apply his ideas as much as possible
You: Oh My That Does Sound Facinating I Would Love To See Something Simliar Sometime
You: Well I Have Not Heared Of This Aristotle But It Seems Like He Was An Intelligent Person
Stranger: hmm he is basically responsible for the “western” school of thought
You: I Might Look Into His Name I Would Like To Learn More And Since There Is Not Much Around To Do Here I Will Have The Time
Stranger: haha, where do you come from?
You: I Live By A Desert On Alternia
Stranger: hmmm, ummm where is Alternia?
You: That Is A Bit Hard To Explain Considering That It Does Not Exist Anymore There Had Been A Lot Of Trouble
Stranger: oh my, some sort of armed conflict?
You: You Could Say So But I Was Able To Get Away Soon Enough
You: But I Do Not Like Talking About It To Much
Stranger: thats fine by me, my land also knows the horrors of war
You: I Am Sorry To Hear War Is A Terrible Thing
You: Where Do You Come From If It Is Okay Of Me To Ask
You: ?
Stranger: the great southern land, Oz
Stranger: australis
Stranger: i lied about the war thing btw
You: Oh That Is Okay
You: I Think I Have Heard Of Australia It Is Quite Warm Where You Live If I Remember Right
You: ?
Stranger: haha yep it got to 50 degrees here once
Stranger: anyhow
Stranger: im afraid i have to go
Stranger: thanks for the chat!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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o you think of huge 8itches???????? :::;)
Stranger 2: uHHH
Stranger 1: I THINK THEY SHOULD GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET.
Stranger 2: i DON’T THINK THEY’RE VERY NICE REALLY„,
Stranger 1: THAT’S WHAT I THINK.
Stranger 2: kARKAT?
Stranger 1: OH GOD.
Stranger 1: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Stranger 2: uHHH
Stranger 2: rUFIO TOLD ME TO GET ON HERE„,
Stranger 2: hE SAID IT MIGHT HELP A BIT WITH MY SELF-ESTEEM
Stranger 1: I GUESS THERE’S NOT MUCH LIKE GETTING A FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT OF A BUNCH OF PSYCHOTIC FUCKFACES SCREAMING ASL AND SEX AT YOU TO BUILD YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.
Stranger 1: CHEERS TO RUFIO, WHATEVER.
Stranger 2: gOOD POINT THERE„,
Stranger 1: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GO BACK TO PLAYING CARDS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, AT LEAST YOU WON’T GET EMOTIONALLY SCARRED FROM THAT.
Stranger 2: mAYBE i SHOULD„, iT DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A BAD IDEA
Stranger 2: bUT kARKAT
Stranger 1: BUT WHAT?
Stranger 2: wHAT„, uHHH„, eXACTLY ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN?
Stranger 1: UH.
Stranger 1: I’M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
Stranger 2: i’M HAVING A BAD FEELING„,
Stranger 1: YEAH.
Stranger 1: WELL THAT’S NOT TOO SURPRISING CONSIDERING WHO THE HELL’S SPYING ON THIS CONVERSATION.
Stranger 2: kARKAT„, iT CAN’T POSSIBLY BE THAT MAYBE„, uHHH„,
Stranger 1: BY THE WAY, SERKET, FUCK YOU.
Stranger 2: yOU’RE ONE OF THOSE„, uHHH„,
Stranger 1: ONE OF THOSE WHAT?
Stranger 2: pSYCHOTIC FUCKFACES SCREAMING ASL OR SOMETHING?
Stranger 1: GOD NO.
Stranger 2: oH„, uHHH„ oKAY, i WAS JUST ASKING„,
Stranger 1: I’VE SEEN EQUIUS AND ERIDAN AROUND HERE PLENTY ENOUGH THOUGH, TALK ABOUT POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER.
Stranger 1: ANYWAYS, WHATEVER. THIS SHIT’S GETTING OLD. GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU CAN, AND THAT’S A GENUINE WARNING.
Stranger 1: TALK TO YOU LATER, I GUESS.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:What is the best way to strat an argument essay for gay marriage?You: depends.
Stranger: STFU
You: for or against
You: ?
Stranger: THATS HOW
You: karkat calm down.
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
You: magic
You: obviously.
Stranger: JEGUS THERES NO PRIVACY ON THIS THING ANYMORE
You: there is
You: if you are not magical
You: and also a unicorn
You: but i am just a dog
You: bork bork!
Stranger: WHATS A DOG?
Stranger: OH WAIT
Stranger: I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
Stranger: …
You: yes good! dogs are nic
You: e
You: bork bork!
Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Stranger: DOGS ARE HORRIFYING
You: i am a dog, there is nothing wrong! bork!
You: dogs are nice and cuddly and best friends
You: woof!
Stranger: AND THEY KILL TROLLS LIKE ME
You: that must be a bad dog
You: bork bork!
You: i am good dog!
You: woof
Stranger: FUCK. GET AWAY FROM ME
You: no!
You: bork bork bork!
You: yip!
Stranger: STOP THE FUCKING BARKING
You: why? wuf
Stranger: IT HURTS MY HEAD
Stranger: GOG DAMN IT
You: i will bark quietly…. woofwhisper
Stranger: ….
Stranger: THANKS A WHOLE FUCKING MUCH
You: you are welcome! bork bork whisper!
Stranger: WHISPERING ALWAYS MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
You: yes! bork1
You: bork!*
Stranger: YOURE SUCH A DUMBASS
Stranger: JEGUS CHRIS
You: no i am dog!
Stranger: *CHRIST
You: brak!
Stranger: BRAK?
You: yes brak!
You: sometimes my woofs go brak!
You: just a woof.
Stranger: CUZ YOURE NOT A DAMN DOG
You: no i am dog!
You: i am chasing you now!
You: grrr grr bork!
Stranger: FFFFFFUCK
Stranger: GET THE FUCK AWAY
Stranger: FROM ME
You: why bork!
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: SIT
You: why do you not like dog?
Stranger: DOWN
You: i am sitting now bork!
Stranger: DOGS SUCK
You: good dog sit!
Stranger: GOOD
You: dogs are good!
Stranger: NOW FUCK OFF
You: bork bork bork yip!
You: doggy cry!
You: sad bork…
Stranger: I DONT CARE
You: bork bork! dog best friend?
Stranger: LEAVE MY SITE
Stranger: *SIGHT
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: AND NO
You: no you are best friend now!
You: bork!
You: woof!
Stranger: I WILL NOT BE YOUR BEST FRIENS
Stranger: *FRIEND
You: yes you will! woof
Stranger: FUCK
You: dog likes you!
Stranger: NO
You: woof woof woof
Stranger: NO HE DOES NOT
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: no dog likes you very much
You: WOOF
Stranger: WHAT HAPPENED TO WHISPERING?
You: oops! bad dog! whisperyip!
Stranger: THANK YOU
Stranger: STUPID DOG
Stranger: BAD DOG
You: you are welcome! yip!
You: dog bad?
Stranger: YAH
You: ok dog be good best friend!
You: whisperwoof!
Stranger: YOU ARE A BOD DOG UNTIL YOU LEAVE
You: dog lick your hand
Stranger: THEN YOU ARE GOOD DOG
You: quietwoof
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: EW
You: dog likes you best friend!
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS SLIME?
You: doggy slobbers!
You: woof!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: GROSS
Stranger: LEAVE
You: no good!
Stranger: BAD DOG
You: best friend!
Stranger: NO
You: sad dog!
You: bork!
Stranger: FFFFFFFF-
Stranger: WHISPER
You: whisperbork!
Stranger: JEGUS
You: dog is best friend now?
Stranger: NO
You: quietyip!
You: why not? sadwhisperbork!
Stranger: I WONT BE YOUR FRIEND UNTIL YOU LEAVE
Stranger: GOT IT?
You: ok i leave and fetch stick?
You: bork bork!
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: SURE
You: ok dog leave now!
Stranger: BYE
You: bye woof!
Stranger: I HOPE YOU FALL ON YOUR STUPID FACE
You: woops dog got stick!
You: bork bork whisper!
You: dog back!
You: best friend now?
You: yip?
Stranger: ….
Stranger: NO
You: why? woof?
Stranger: I MEAN LEAVE FOREVER
Stranger: NOT COME BACK
You: no that make dog sad!
You: doggy love you!
You: bork!
Stranger: AND YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
Stranger: JUST FUCKING LEAVE
You: no doggy stay with you forever!
You: yip yip!
Stranger: YOURE SUCH A PAIN IN THE BULGE
You: doggy likes you though!
You: bork!
Stranger: GO SEE TAVROS HE LIKES DOGS
Stranger: OR SOMETHING
You: ok bork!
You: woof!
You: bye best friend!
You: bork!
Stranger: GAMZEE DOES TOO
Stranger: ANYONE BUT ME
Stranger: BYE
You: WOOF! ok best friend! i go find them!
You: bork bye!
You have disconnected.
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You: hi terezi!
You: what did karkat do?
You: this is the second time today ive seen terezi on here. haha!
Stranger: hi hamsteaks
You: hamsteaks?
Stranger: yes
You: uh
You: my names john!
You: what about you?
Stranger: reely
You: what?
Stranger: ive heard about you
You: wow
You: that’s a little creepy
You: you know me but i don’t know you
Stranger: wwel
Stranger: wwell*
Stranger: its not like
Stranger: ivve
You: is this eridan?
Stranger: of
Stranger: course not
Stranger: wwhy wwould you think that
You: well…
You: i guess you and eridan kind of type the same way
Stranger: wwhat are you talkin about
Stranger: no we dont
You: oh… okay
You: but you know eridan right?
Stranger: wwell
Stranger: uh
Stranger: yes
You: oh i never really talk to him… what is he like?
Stranger: wwell uh
Stranger: hes reelly awwesome an
Stranger: not me
You: …are you sure about that?
Stranger: wwhy
Stranger: are you doubtin me
You: if your not eridan the who are you?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: terezi take the wwheel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
